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[sexynaughtybitchy]

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[sexynaughtybitchy]

You know what they say. Love's a bitch.

And since I'm the Goddess of Love, looks like you're fresh out of luck and pity! Tragic.

[serpentmine]

If you're the Goddess of Love, isn't it your responsibility to help me?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

You don't know many gods, do you?

[serpentmine]

[ May have been a god herself for a few months. ]

I've read about gods before in various stories. They only show up to help the hero out and in this story, Nadeko is the heroine.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Oh, you poor naive child. Gods don't care about anyone but themselves.

[serpentmine]

[ That's true to Nadeko at least. ]

They do if they can get something in return.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

You do have a point there. We always want something, after all.

[serpentmine]

Nadeko's helped a god before. [ Sort of. ]

So it'll be all right to help a god again.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

I'm listening.

[serpentmine]

[ Loooooong pause of silence. ]

... What is it that you want?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Power. A chance to tear down the world order. Misandry. What every woman wants, deep down.

[serpentmine]

Is that really what women want when they're older?

[ Maybe she should find a curse for eternal youth. That way she can always feel this strongly about Koyomi onii-chan. ]

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Well. The smart ones, anyway.

[serpentmine]

[ Another pause, though noticeably shorter. ]

Wouldn't chaos just run rampant if order is destroyed? How is that desirable?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Well, I didn't say all order. Just the kind the men bring in.

[serpentmine]

Did a man break your heart?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

No man has that kind of ability.

[serpentmine]

Any man can be given that power if you're vulnerable.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Hence, no man gets it.

[serpentmine]

There's someone for everyone.

Nadeko read that in a story once.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

So obviously it would be a man. I'm the Goddess of Love. All kinds. Why would I care about which gender they are?

[serpentmine]

[ Blank look. ]

Uh.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Hint: I don't.

[serpentmine]

[ More nervous than sheepish, Nadeko asks: ]

Girls can fall in love with girls? [ HER WORLD IS NOW ENLIGHTENED. ]

Like in yuri novels?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Never heard of yuri, but yes, girls can fall in love with girls. It's been known to happen.